We are looking for the perfect pumpkin 

 what is the perfect pumpkin, you ask

The perfect pumpkin is just that 

Perfection as a Pumpkin

How do we know what is a perfect pumpkin 

We do not 

But maybe it’s the perfect one to make pumpkin pie

Or make Halloween decorations like jack-o-lanterns 

Or a Halloween costume would be a pretty epic pumpkin head 

What were the pumpkins for before Halloween I wonder 

I hope it wasn’t terrible or boring 

But we intend to find whatever a perfect pumpkin is 

And that we will do well 

When we find it 

We will be able to tell you exactly 

What the perfect pumpkin is